(and it will probably have profanity in it but I’m furious right now so deal with it)
(Sorry because you guys are going to get lots of these tonight [hopefully])
Why are you anon? There’s no one in mind. You’re probably thousands of miles away from me :/
But right now I’m just going to go rock this Hawaiian shirt and find a boy to makeout with (we’ll call it “de-stressing”).
Sorry I still suck.
(I’m sorry I suck)