When you think about it... Castle is a lot like Bilbo Baggins. He's sitting there at his book party one day and says man... life is kind of boring but it's all good. And then Beckett walks into the party like Gandalf and is like you're coming on an adventure with me. Which really means you come now or I'll arrest you... but whatever. So they go down to the station and Castle's like... yeah! I wanna help. This is so cool. But he doesn't really know what he's doing. So he keeps sticking his nose in places it doesn't belong and Fili/Kili-esque dwarves Ryan and Esposito are like this guy's a fool. And even Gandalf!Beckett who secretly is fangirling over Castle is like dude seriously? gtfo. But then he keeps getting his ass into trouble and Beckett has to come in and rescue him. This is the story of how a Castle had an adventure. See... just read between the lines. castle season 4 04x13 An Embarrassment of Bitches

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